{"product_id":"art-print-the-persistence-of-poor-decisions","title":"Art Print - The Persistence of Poor Decisions","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eThis is an Art Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eTime melts. Bottles droop. Dignity quietly evaporates somewhere off the coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eThis piece is a loving parody of high surrealism and low impulse control. Inspired by Salvador Dalí and the spiritual aftermath of a gas station liquor run, it depicts a dreamscape where clocks have been replaced by alcohol brands that refuse to stand upright, much like the people who buy them. Gravity has given up. So has restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"750\"\u003eA twisted tree gestures helplessly at a horizon that offers no answers, only cliffs and consequences. Bottles sag, spill, and ooze into the landscape, suggesting that time is fake, moderation is optional, and yesterday’s choices are still very much here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"764\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"942\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eAnyone who enjoys fine art but also irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eA bar, studio, or living room that needs judgment-free chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"942\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"942\"\u003ePeople who say “surreal” but mean “emotionally unwell with taste.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1021\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHang it proudly. Let guests stare too long. Let them feel vaguely called out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Now Were Adults","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 12\"","offer_id":52893622698197,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 18\"","offer_id":52893622730965,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 24\"","offer_id":52893622763733,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\"","offer_id":52893622796501,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32\" x 48\"","offer_id":52893622829269,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/5896\/2645\/files\/YjR4i6PQot_0hfz2WM-P.png?v=1766522020","url":"https:\/\/nowwereadults.com\/products\/art-print-the-persistence-of-poor-decisions","provider":"Now Were Adults","version":"1.0","type":"link"}