{"product_id":"art-print-holy-trinity-you-me-and-this-bottle","title":"Art Print - Holy Trinity: You, Me, and This Bottle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eThis is an Art Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"131\"\u003eIn the beginning, there was thirst. And lo, it was answered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eThis fresco-style intervention reimagines the most famous reach in art history as a sacred exchange of questionable beverages. On the left, humanity. Confused. Shirtless. Already committed. On the right, divinity, drifting in on a cloud of cherubs and poor judgment, extending not enlightenment but a cold one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eThe near-touching hands do not symbolize life, knowledge, or divine spark. They symbolize the moment someone else agrees this is a good idea. Around God float angels clutching bottles like this is absolutely part of the plan. A banner proudly declares Ye Olde Malt Liquor, because even heaven knows branding matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eThe table below waits patiently, stocked and ready, suggesting this miracle is not a one-time event but a recurring blessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"906\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"964\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eBars that believe in higher powers and lower standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eLiving rooms that prefer their art loud and unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever said “just one” and meant five.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1167\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHang it somewhere prominent. It’s not sacrilege. It’s scripture with better distribution.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Now Were Adults","offers":[{"title":"12\" x 5\"","offer_id":52905758982357,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 7.5\"","offer_id":52905759015125,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 10\"","offer_id":52905759047893,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" x 15\"","offer_id":52905759080661,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"48\" x 20\"","offer_id":52905759113429,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/5896\/2645\/files\/0y5so7cnHjFBgdppo6Dyq_1.jpg?v=1766764474","url":"https:\/\/nowwereadults.com\/products\/art-print-holy-trinity-you-me-and-this-bottle","provider":"Now Were Adults","version":"1.0","type":"link"}