{"product_id":"art-print-classical-form-modern-choices-v3-0","title":"Art Print - Classical Form, Modern Choices v3.0","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eThis is an Art Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eAn old master, updated for people who know exactly what time the liquor store closes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"376\"\u003eShe turns with the same quiet grace, the same luminous skin, the same pearl earring that’s launched a thousand art history lectures. And in her hand, not wine, not a goblet, not symbolism that requires a syllabus. A bottle of Mickey’s. Direct. Honest. Efficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eThe lighting is still perfect. The composition still flawless. The expression still unreadable. Is she judging you. Is she inviting you. Is she wondering why you’re acting surprised when you already knew what this was. The bottle sweats gently, grounding the entire scene in modern reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eThis piece is about balance. Refinement and practicality. Museum silence and gas station confidence. It asks a single question and does not wait for the answer. Are you really better than this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"877\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eBars that pretend they’re cultured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eHomes where irony is a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eAnyone who respects tradition but lives in the present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1078\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHang it with pride. She’s not embarrassed. You shouldn’t be either.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Now Were Adults","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 12\"","offer_id":52905589768405,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 18\"","offer_id":52905589801173,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 24\"","offer_id":52905589833941,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" x 36\"","offer_id":52905589866709,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32\" x 48\"","offer_id":52905589899477,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/5896\/2645\/files\/KR_z4iJKzHuYl7fHSZ7bP.jpg?v=1766764083","url":"https:\/\/nowwereadults.com\/products\/art-print-classical-form-modern-choices-v3-0","provider":"Now Were Adults","version":"1.0","type":"link"}